Breasts or Thighs?
Puki and her husband Dick were doing their weekly grocery shopping. Dick really didn’t like to grocery shop, but today’s shopping trip wasn’t so bad after all.
You see, Puki was wearing a blouse that had button holes that didn’t always do their job, and frequently allowed buttons to become unbuttoned all by themself. As you may have expected, a strategicly located button popped open on Puki’s blouse. This was not noticed by Puki, but Dick noticed and smiled in anticipation of the possibilities this offered for viewing by strange men.
Perhaps a man (or two or three or even more) would also notice this open section of his wife’s blouse, and would take a glance inside her blouse, hoped Dick.
Well, it didn’t take long, and as Puki was bending over the meat counter, in the poultry section, an elderly man sidled up next to her, and also leaned over, not to examine the poultry, but to have a closer look at Puki. Aware that he was looking at her, Puki turned, smiled, and said "Hi".
The elderly man smiled in return and said, "The meat here today looks especially nice today, especially the breasts."
Dick, standing on the other side of his wife, decided to join the conversation, and asked the stranger "Do you prefer breasts or thighs?", as he glanced down at Puki’s shapely thighs.
The stranger smiled again, and as his eyes moved down past Puki’s white short pants and feasted on her lovely legs, stated, "At times it is so hard to decide which I would rather taste."
Puki, seemingly unaware that her breasts and thighs were the subject of the discussion, made her selection of poultry, and left the meat counter to place the item in her basket.
The stranger, aware that his time admiring the view of Puki’s lovely breasts was drawing to a close, followed Puki to her shopping basket, and unable to resist temptation, asked Puki "Do you realize that you have a slight wardrobe malfunction?"
Pretending to be unsure what this stranger was talking about, she asked "What do you mean?"
"In this location you are unbuttoned" he stated as he first pointed with his finger at her open button, then, moving his hand closer to her, he allowed his index finger to gently begin tapping her breast.
Puki thanked him, then added "I really knew it was open all along." as she smiled and winked at him.
